the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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