I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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