woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
