I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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