Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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