I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I am one with the molecules
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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