physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She needs sedatives and a leash
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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