i will never coherently bang her
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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