Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Even my vagina gasped.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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