You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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