your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Randomize
