you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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