Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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