I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
