it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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