i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
My bed smells like the plague
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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