I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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