Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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