i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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