Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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