And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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