She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
