piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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