All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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