if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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