My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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