ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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