we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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