Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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