Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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