Where are you?
In a non slutty way
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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