ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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