I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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