margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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