Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
ugly people sure do ruin things
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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