Kiss
Puke
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Randomize
