did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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