I showed him my bush... on skype.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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