I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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