Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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