As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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