the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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