I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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