No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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