his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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