I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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