I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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