I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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