no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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