what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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