i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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