i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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